These are quotes from some random people (forum members in bold):

Jared: You're the basketball hoop, sir.

Mr Swallow: Little boys dream about me.

Ria: If I was a girl...

Sir Leopold: I'm a right ruffian!

Rosie: I think tights are like denim.

On the Science board: average = 53/6=88

Jennifer's T-shirt: I BEAT ANOREXIA

Sniper kitty: why does the Atheist admin know more of the bible than I do?

AXM: This is boring the hell out of me. I want the hell put back in.

Some girl I overheard: Well, not in the tree. I'm not a monkey!

AXM (while playing rugby): This is the definition of death. If I said to someone I was dying, they'd know I was playing rugby.

flicky1991's nan: Why's my password coming up as dots?